I SKI unTIL I BREAK
MY KNEE, NEVER STEp
IN HANDICAP PARKING SPOTS, WATCH THE
JIMMY FALLON SHOW EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT
FOR THE THANK YOU NOTES SEGMENT, DRIVE
A MINI COOPER BECAUSE OF MY BIG PERSONALITY,
am fueled by red bull and fomo, wear my heart on puffy sleeves, PREFER ice cream topped with Whip cream, and
cheer on the cubbies Till death do us part.